the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio
I’M SCREAMING
Bottoms Up
Date a boy with curly hair and a goofy smile. Date a boy who’s tall and loves animals. Date a boy who smuggles magical creatures into America and then accidentally sets them lose, causing mass destruction. Date Newt Scamander.
Anonymous asked:
Do you do requests for comic scenes? I'd love to see one of Snape creeping out from behind the suit of armor saying "It is I." That was the funniest most goddamn extra entrance I've ever seen in my life
perhapsarat answered:
Oh my god. 😂
Things I won’t forgive the writers of the Harry Potter movies for (part 1)
- Not explaining how the Weasley twins got the money to start their joke shop
- Not showing Neville’s parents in St. Mungos.
- Not showing Harry and Ginny’s real first kiss.
- While I’m at it, also not showing the real first kiss between Ron and Hermione
- Not showing the fight Tonks had to get Lupin to accept her love
- And the fact that it was Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour who basically got them together.
- Deciding to show a completely different Final Battle fight scene for who knows what reason. (Because let’s face it. The Final Battle at the end of the novel was the best fight scene than any of the HP movie fights.)
- Not showing Harry FIXING HIS FREAKING WAND WITH THE ELDER WAND.
- Deciding to have Harry break the elder wand instead of returning it to Dumbledore’s grave.
and finally
- HARRYDIDJAPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETAFIRE??????¿¿??¿??
[Newt]’s a man with a passion, and his passion is animals. His mother bred hippogriffs, and it’s the world he’s most comfortable in. He’s not particularly comfortable with human relationships. He’s comfortable in his own skin, but he disconnects with people. People seem to misunderstand him, and he doesn’t know why, but he’s also not particularly interested in why. He has his own relationship with his animals.
hpimaginethat
